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There Is Much Unexplained In The World. It Behooves Us To Be Wary At All Times. Just When You Think You've Got The Hang Of It, Along Comes String Theory, Collateralized Debt Obligations Or Björk's New Album, And Bam! You're As Confused As You Were When You First Started.

[from The Television Show,"evade The Question Time"]at The End Of The First Round, I Will Award Three Points To Mr. Kaine For An Excellent Nonspecific Condemnation, Plus One Bonus Point For Blaming The Previous Government And Another For Successfully Mutating The Question To Promote The Party Line. Mr. Van De Poste Gets A Point For A Firm Rebuttal, But Only Two Points For His Condemnation, As He Tried To Inject An Impartial And Intelligent Observation.

Books May Look Like Nothing More Than Words On A Page, But They Are Actually An Infinitely Complex Imaginotransference Technology That Translates Odd, Inky Squiggles Into Pictures Inside Your Head.

Whereas Story Is Processed In The Mind In A Straightforward Manner, Poetry Bypasses Rational Thought And Goes Straight To The Limbic System And Lights It Up Like A Brushfire. It's The Crack Cocaine Of The Literary World.

Sorry," [hamlet] Said, Rubbing His Temples. "i Don't Know What Came Over Me. All Of A Sudden I Had This Overwhelming Desire To Talk For A Very Long Time Without Actually Doing Anything.