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The Fun One Can Have Writing Books About Books Is Limitless, To Be Honest.

Dci Horner's Advice To Jack Spratt: "remember, M'boy," His Old Boss Had Said, Eyes Twinkling, "that If Anyone Tries To Get The Better Of You, Stand Up Straight And Say To Yourself In An Imperious Air, 'i Am The New Mrs. De Winter Now!' You'll Find It Works Wonders.

"edward, Edward," He Said With A Patronising Smile, "there Are No Unanswered Questions Of Any Relevance. Every Question That We Need To Ask Has Been Answered Fully. If You Can't Find The Correct Answer Then You Are Obviously Asking The Wrong Question."

I Would So Hate To Be A First-person Character! Always On Your Guard, Always Having People Read Your Thoughts!

Cats Aren't Really Friendly, They're Just Cozying Up To The Dominant Life-form As A Hedge Against Extinction.