I Would So Hate To Be A

Literary Detection And Firearms Don't Really Go Hand In Hand; Pen Mighter Than The Sword And So Forth.

The Cucumber And The Tomato Are Both Fruit; The Avocado Is A Nut. To Assist With The Dietary Requirements Of Vegetarians, On The First Tuesday Of The Month A Chicken Is Officially A Vegetable.

Her Majesty Is One Verb Short Of A Sentence.

To Espresso Or To Latte, That Is The Question...whether 'tis Tastier On The Palate To Choose White Mocha Over Plain...or To Take A Cup To Go. Or A Mug To Stay, Or Extra Cream, Or Have Nothing, And By Opposing The Endless Choice, End One's Heartache.

It Took Me Ten Years And Seven Books To Bag An Agent - It Took Me That Long To Start Writing Good.