I Would Rather Put Up With Rush

The Reason I Love My Dog So Much Is Because When I Come Home, He's The Only One In The World Who Treats Me Like I'm The Beatles.

Jesus Is Not A Candle. A Company In South Dakota Is Selling Candles With The Scent Of Jesus. You Light One And Your Friends Says, Christ, What's That Smell?

I Understand We're On Our Way To Being A Third World Country. Could We Just Stop At 'second World' Before We Get There?

Canadian Bacon Isn't Bacon. It's Ham.

Whatever Good Religion Has Done, It Has Come At A Terrible Price.