I Would Rather Have Someone Read My

Catharsis Isn't Art. You Can't Rely On Catharsis To Get A Laugh. Because Guess What? People Do Laugh When Something's Shocking, But That Is, To Me, The Absolute Fakest Of Laughs. That's Not Something That Sustains A Television Series, Or A Movie, Or Even 45 Minutes Of A Stand-up Set At Carolines.

I Think Women In General Like Men That Don't Give Them The Thing That We Want. We Want A Chase.

Directing Is Exhausting, But Not For The Actual Directing Part, When You Say "action!" And Give Creative Notes. As A Director, The Exhausting Part Is That You Are A Professional Answer-machine.

If I Can Muster Up Any Allure In My Life, At This Stage, I Wouldn't Mind Doing That.

Everyone Has A Moment When They Discover They Love Amy Poehler.