I Would Rather Call A Girl Beautiful

I Have Crushes, But They're All Too Old. Like Beyonce -she Has A Husband, I Might Get Shot. I Went Up To Give Beyonce A Hug At The Grammys And Jay-z Said, Watch Out Buddy! He Was Kidding, But You Know.

When Chuck Norris Stands In Front Of A Mirror It Shatters Because The Mirror Knows Never To Stand Between Chuck Norris And Chuck Norris.

Just Being Young And Growing Up In This Business Is Hard. Just Growing Up In General Is Hard.

Singers Aren't Supposed To Have Dairy Before A Show, But We All Know I'm A Rule Breaker.

The Blessing Is Not About Being Able To Receive As Much As It Is Being In A Position To Give Back To Others.