I Would Rather Be An Expert On

Let Every Foot Have Its Own Shoe.

That Is Why Bias Jested With Those Who Were Going Through The Perils Of A Great Storm With Him And Calling On The Gods For Help: "shut Up," He Said, "so That They Do Not Realize That You Are Here With Me.

It Is Far More Probable That Our Senses Should Deceive Us, Than That An Old Woman Should Be Carried Up A Chimney On A Broom Stick; And That It Is Far Less Astonishing That Witnesses Should Lie, Than That Witches Should Perform The Acts That Were Alleged.

Scratching Is One Of Nature's Sweetest Gratifications, And Nearest At Hand.

Man In Sooth Is A Marvellous, Vain, Fickle, And Unstable Subject.