I Would Only Date A 15 Year

I Didn't Think I'd Ever Be An Actor.

People Don't Usually Wanna Kill Me For One Of My Movies Until After They've Paid 12 Bucks For It.

One Of The Big Things That We Wanted To Do Was Trying To Kick Out A Car Window As You're Driving After It's Been Shattered Obstructing Your View. I Mean, That's - I Can't Count How Many Movies I've Seen That In, And We Just Thought, You Know, Like, It Could Be Funny If It Just Kind Of Goes Wrong And This Foot Just Kind Of Punctures Through The Window And Gets Stuck.

There Was A Year Straight Where Every Weekend, I Went To At Least One Bar Mitzvah Or Bat Mitzvah, And We Would All Go, And It Was A Lot Of Fun. We Sneak Some Beer; We'd Hang Out; We Would Try To Get With Girls And Not. And Usually We'd Just End Up Hanging Out Together Alone.

I Think Around That Time I Met David [gordon Green] Or, Well, We All Met At Superbad And Judd [apatow] Said, 'i'm Thinking About Having Him Direct [ Knocked Up].' Sounded Like A Good Idea.