I Would Never Exchange My Life With

I Do The Same Exercises I Did 50 Years Ago And They Still Work. I Eat The Same Food I Ate 50 Years Ago And It Still Works.

Whatever I Thought Might Hold Me Back, I Avoided. I Crossed Girls Off My List, Except As Tools For My Sexual Needs.

We've Got To Let The People Know That There Is A Necessity, It's Not Even An Option, It's A Necessity To Have A Chiropractor. As Much As It Is A Necessity To Have A Dentist, If You Have A Dentist For The Family, You Should Have Your Chiropractor For The Family.

My Kids Just Brought Home A Beautiful Pumpkin, But You Know What? I'm Going To Return It Because It's A Democratic Pumpkin. It Has The Orange Color Of John Kerry's Tan, And The Roundness Of Teddy Kennedy.

I Think That Gay Marriage Should Be Between A Man And A Woman.