I Would Love To Have A Robot

I Don't Think I Knew How Going To Ethiopia Would Affect My Life, Through A Very Simple Choice Of Buying Fair-trade Coffee, We Can Take Part In Change.

I Do Not Think It Is Logical To Try And Outsmart The Smartest People. Instead, My Weapons Are Irony And Paradox. The Joy Of Life Is Partly In The Strange And Unexpected. It Is In The Constant Exclamation 'who Would Have Thought It?'

My Father Taught Me That Losing Your Temper Is A Self-indulgent Act.

The Moment Your Kid's Born You Realize No One Knows Anything. No One Goes To Classes. You Just Have A Kid. You Can Read All The Books You Like, But Unfortunately None Of Our Kids Have Read The Books So They Don't Care. You're Basically Making It Up As You Go Along.

Luckily, I'm Not Afraid To Make A Fool Of Myself.