I Would Like To Think That As

Sometimes I Cheat And Buy Things I Used To Make From Scratch And Just Doctor Them Up.

Few Writers Are Willing To Admit Writing Is Autobiographical.

I Have A Big Mouth, And Over The Years, As The Eldest Of Five, I Have Had A Tendency To Speak When No One Really Cared.

Good Parents Have Children Who Do Terrible Things And Vice-versa.

I Been Saying It For Years: Church Is Full Of Sneaky Men Posing As Honest Souls, And They Are Perpetuators Our Here Looking For Women Just Like You, With Giant Holes In Your Hearts, And They Can Smell When You Got A Good Job And When You Lonely As Hell.