I Would Like To Go To Russia

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!

That's A Nice Tie... Do You Have Any Knickers In That Material?

It Doesn't Look Like Much Work Goes On At This University.

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.