I Would Like To Go To Russia

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.

You're Not Wearing Mink Knickers,are You?

Oh No, I Might Catch Some Ghastly Disease.

Oh! You're The People Ruining The Rivers.

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.