I Would Like To Go To Russia

All Money Nowadays Seems To Be Produced With A Natural Homing Instinct For The Treasury.

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.

Tolerance Is The One Essential Ingredient ... You Can Take It From Me That The Queen Has The Quality Of Tolerance In Abundance.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

There's A Lot Of Your Family In Tonight.