I Would Have Made A Lousy Stripper.

I Want To Be Perfect. I Don't Want To Fail. And You Always Fail.

I Have Such A Little Face.

Everybody F-king Does It. I Suppose I Can't Say 'everybody' Because I Don't Know For Sure, But Come On...it's Just The Tiniest Sprinkle Of Botox Twice A Year. I Think Most Women Do 10 Units, But That Freezes The Face And You Can't Move It. This Is Just One Unit, And It's Just Sprinkled Here And There To Take The Edge Off...perhaps It's Not Wise To Put That In A Magazine? But I Ain't Hiding Anything.

Most Of My Memories Of Texas Are Of Mosquitoes, Watermelons, Crickets, And My Brother Teasing Me

I Like The Whole Package To Be Good, It's A Rarity That That Happens, So I End Up Not Working A Lot.