I Worked At Sears In The Woodfield

When I Planned My Wedding The First Time, My Ex-husband And I, We Were Both Struggling Comics. I Had A Tv Show That Had Gotten Cancelled. Basically, I Rented A Wedding Gown; The Reception Hall Smelled Like Feet.

My Priority Is My Son And My Husband, And I Have A Lot Of Spinning Plates, So I Try To Make Sure They're Not One Of Them.

If You Don't Go Towards The Thing You Fear, You Won't Be Able To Say You Lived.

My Grandmother Taught Me That Accomplishments Meant Less Than What You Left Behind. I Started To Ask Myself What Impact My Comedy Would Have On People's Lives. And That Changed My Act. I Got Cleaner. I Stopped Talking About Generic Stuff Like Airplane Peanuts And Started Speaking The Truth About My Gift.

I Am A Type-2 Diabetic, And They Took Me Off Medication Simply Because I Ate Right And Exercised. Diabetes Is Not Like A Cancer, Where You Go In For Chemo And Radiation. You Can Change A Lot Through A Basic Changing Of Habits.