I Wish We Had A Dog In

Whether I'm Writing Scripts Or Prose, The Goal Is Identical. To Give Pleasure. Now Whether I Succeed Or Not Is Up For Debate, And, Mostly, I Fail. But I Try. I Like To Make Things. It's A Way To Stay Busy During One's Ephemeral And Confusing Life.

Don't Hold Me To Anything In The Book. I'm A Waffler. I Like Wafflers. They Said John Kerry Was A Waffler, But I Admired Him For That - Showed He Could Change His Mind.

For Me, Books Have Always Been A Way To Feel Less Alone While Being Alone.

I Promote My Own Self-hatred.

Oh, God, I Don't Know What's More Difficult, Life Or The English Language.