I Wish To Live To 150 Years

So This Was Where Lust Was Satisfied. If I'd Been An Old-time Miner I'd Have Asked For My Gold Nugget Back.

I Hate Cheating. I Won’t Put Up With It. I Don’t Do It Myself.

Petting Is The Study Of The Anatomy In Braille.

Sex Isn't All That Important, But It Is When You Love Someone Very Much.

I Want To Remember It All, The Good Times And The Bad Times, The Late Nights, The Boozing, The Dancing Into Dawns, And All The Great And Not-so-great People I Met And Loved In Those Years.