I Wish That Being Famous Helped Prevent

I Wish That Being Famous Helped Prevent Me From Being Constipated.

To Share Is Precious, Pure And Fair. Don't Play With Something You Should Cherish For Life. Don't You Wanna Care, Ain't It Lonely Out There?

Marriage Is Miserable Unless You Find The Right Person That Is Your Soulmate And That Takes A Lot Of Looking.

I'd Been Studying The Microphone For A Dozen Years, And I Suddenly Saw What I'd Been Doing Wrong. I'd Been Singing Too Loud. One Night I Was Listening To A Record By Lester Young, The Horn Player, And It Came To Me. Relax, Just Relax. It's All Going To Be All Right.

Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing.