I Wish I Would Tell Our Audience

If It Was Up To Me, I'd Get More Oil Tanker Drivers Drunk. I Don't Value Music Much. I Like The Beatles, But I Hate Paul Mccartney. I Like Led Zeppelin, But I Hate Robert Plant. I Like The Who, But I Hate Roger Daltrey.

Drugs Are A Waste Of Time. They Destroy Your Memory And Your Self-respect And Everything That Goes Along With Your Self-esteem. They're No Good At All.

There's Nothing More Comfortable Than A Cosy Flower Pattern.

Forever In Debt To Your Priceless Advice.

We Were Just Amazed We Were Putting Out A Record. We Were, And Are, Still Learning. But We've Never Cared Much For Professionalism As Long As The Energy Was There. Like Our Live Shows: We're Out Of Tune And Use A Lot Of Feedback. That's Not On Purpose Or Because We Don't Care, We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded And We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough.