I Wish I Was A Shredder That

I Have Never Been Sexually Aroused By A Man. But I Have Yet To Kiss Johnny Depp, So You Never Know.

There Have Been Times When I Felt Suicidal And I Would Stop My Head From Going In That Direction Of Negativity Because I Thought There'd Be Something I'd Miss That Was Funny In The Future. If There's A Chance I'm Going To Laugh Tomorrow Then Want To Live To Experience That.

I'm Not The Type Of Player To Sit Home And Practice Scales And Work On Runs.

I Never Have A Realistic Sense Of Self. I Either Think Everything I Do Is Terrible And I'm The Worst Guy On The Planet, Or From Time To Time I'll Think I'm The Greatest Gift To Music And The Coolest Guy Who Ever Lived, But That Happens Maybe An Hour Out Of The Week. Some Days I'm More Concerned With How My Hair Looks Than What My Guitar Sounds Like.

I'm Either Shooting Nine Grams Of Coke A Day Or Spending Two Hours At The Gym. There's No Middle Ground.