I Wish Frank Sinatra Would Just Shut

Being A Liberal Is The Best Thing On Earth You Can Be. You Are Welcoming To Everyone When You're A Liberal. You Do Not Have A Small Mind... I'm Total, Total, Total Liberal And Proud Of It. And I Think It's Outrageous To Say "the L Word". I Mean, Excuse Me. They Should Be Damn Lucky That They Were Liberals Here. Liberals Gave More To The Population Of The United States Than Any Other Group.

Patience Was Not My Strong Point.

Yes, I Saw Twilight - My Granddaughter Made Me Watch It, She Said It Was The Greatest Vampire Film Ever. After The 'film' Was Over I Wanted To Smack Her Across Her Head With My Shoe, But I Do Not Want A (tell-all) Book Called Grannie Dearest Written On Me When I Die. So Instead I Gave Her A Dvd Of Murnau's 1922 Masterpiece Nosferatu And Told Her, 'now That's A Vampire Film!' And That Goes For All Of You! Watch Nosferatu Instead!

The Real Stakes In The Theater Are High - They Are Life Stakes. That's What I Love About It. You Gamble With Your Life, And That's A Gamble Worth Taking.

If You Want Me Just Whistle. You Know How To Whistle Don't You? Just Put Your Lips Together And Blow.