I Will Veto Every Single Beer, Um,

What Evidence Do We Have That States Are Incapable Of Further Exercising An Authority They Have Exercised Successfully For Over 200 Years?

Why Am I Running For President? Well, My Wife, Cindy, Says It Is Because I Sustainedseveral Severe Blows To The Head In Prison Camp.

We Are An Unfinished Nation.

We Should Be Able To Deliver Bottled Hot Water To Dehydrated Babies.

Do You Know Why Chelsea Clinton Is So Ugly? Because Janet Reno Is Her Father.