I Will Not Join Any Club Who

You'll Find That Life Is Still Worthwhile, If You Just Smile.

I Suppose That's One Of The Ironies Of Life Doing The Wrong Thing At The Right Moment.

Had I Known Of The Actual Horrors Of The German Concentration Camps, I Could Not Have Made The Great Dictator, I Could Not Have Made Fun Of The Homicidal Insanity Of The Nazis.

What Can Stars Do? Nothing..but Sit On Their Axis!

It Seems To Me That My Mother Was The Most Splendid Woman I Ever Knew... I Have Met A Lot Of People Knocking Around The World Since, But I Have Never Met A More Thoroughly Refined Woman Than My Mother. If I Have Amounted To Anything, It Will Be Due To Her.