I Will Not Drink More Than Fourteen

The Whole Point Of Diaries Is That Other People Find Them And Read What You've Put. I Did Once Take To Writing My Inner Thoughts On The Computer At The End Of Other Things I Was Writing And Ended Up Faxing Four Pages Of Hideous Stuff To My Accountant So I Don't Do That Now.

You See, Things Being Good Has Nothing To Do With How You Feel Outside, It Is All To Do With How You Are Inside.

In Terms Of Bridget [jones] I Honestly Don't Know. One Thing I Can Say For Sure Is That All Of These Stories Have Been An Honest, Instinctive Expression Of Something I Felt Or Observed At The Time. I Would Never Cynically Think "oh That Would Sell Well Next."

I Like L.a. It's Like A Mini Break. For A Writer, It's Hilarious. Like The Food. Where I Come From, We Eat Chip Sandwiches: White Bread, Butter, Tomato Catsup And Big Fat French Fries. It's Delicious. Here, You Order A Creme Caramel And The Waiter Says, 'you Know, That Contains Dairy.

9p.m. My Flat. Feel Very Strange And Empty. Is All Very Well Thinking Everything Is Going To Be Different When You Come Back But Then It Is All The Same. Suppose I Have To Make It Different. But What Am I Going To Do With My Life? I Know. Will Eat Some Cheese.