I Will Never Write A Sequel To

At The Last Minute, I Couldn't Wear The Hitler Mustache Because Tiger Stripe Ate It; And Then I Didn't Want To Take My Kitty And Risk His Coughing Up Some Big Nazi Hairball On Someone's Front Stoop.

Some Stories, You Use Up. Others Use You Up.

The Girls You Meet Are Never Very Far From Their Worst-case Scenario.

You Hear The Best Stories From Ordinary People. That Sense Of Immediacy Is More Real To Me Than A Lot Of Writerly, Literary-type Crafted Stories. I Want That Immediacy When I Read A Novel.

Ever Since College, I Make Friends. They Get Married. I Lose Friends.