I Will Get Stoned And Worship Satan.

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

Thank You All From The Pit Of My Burning, Nauseous Stomach For Your Letters And Concern During The Past Years.

And I Swear That I Don't Have A Gun...no I Don't Have A Gun

All I Want...is Mac And Cheese

If I Went To Jail, At Least I Wouldn't Have To Sign Autographs.