I Went To Boarding School At Seven

I'm Not Really A Political Animal But I Am Rather Fascinated By The Meltdown Of England And America. In The End, It Seems As If America Might Come Out Of It, But I'm Not Sure If England Is Ever Going To Recover.

As A Kid I Would Be Put To Bed When My Parents Had Guests And Because I Was Such A Show-off I Would Go To My Mum's Room, Put On Her Nightdress And Jackie Onassis Shawl, Run Downstairs, Go Outside, Ring The Doorbell And Pretend To Be One Of The Guests. I'd Say, 'hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-so.

Authority Figures Are So Irritating. Because They Always Tell You To Do Things For Reasons That Aren't Very Good. That Sums Up What Authority Is About For Me.

If You're Gay Or Religious You're Always Hearing This Word Tolerance. It's A Pathetic Word. It's Actually Just A Politically Correct Word For The Term Intolerance.

I'm Miserable: That's Why I Have Such A Bad Back, Because I'm Endlessly Stressing Out About My Career.