I Watch Some Kids Ask The Cafeteria

I Doubt Trees Are Ever Told To 'be The Screwed-up Ninth-grader.'

I Am Almost A Real Girl The Entire Drive Home. I Went To A Diner. I Drank Hot Chocolate And Ate French Fries. Talked To A Guy For A While. Laughed A Couple Of Times. A Little Like Ice-skating For The First Time, Wobbly, But I Did It.

They're On Their Way To The Foreign-language Wing. That's No Surprise. The Foreign Kids Are Always Here, Like They Need To Breathe Air Scented With Their Native Language A Couple Times A Day Or They'll Choke To Death On Too Much American.

I Am Super Proud Of Being An American, But We Fail Our Veterans Every Day.

Death Is Funny, When You Think About It. Everybody Does It, But Nobody Knows How, Exactly How.