I Wasn't That Great A Chef, And

An Ounce Of Sauce Covers A Multitude Of Sins.

I'm A Control Freak. If You're Going To Slap My Name On Something, I Would Like To Control It.

My Daughter Always Behaved In Restaurants. And If She Didn't, She's Going Out. I Mean, One Of The Parents Is Going To Take Her Outside. Immediately.

At The End Of A Dinner At My House, My Kitchen Sink Is Filled With Dishes And There's Nothing Pretty About The Garbage.

You Know, From Age 17 On, My Paycheck Was Coming From Cooking And Working In Kitchens.