I Wasn't Popular In The Home Office

Anyone Wanna Play Dungeons & Dragons For The Next Quadrillion Years?

Somebody Said They Threw Their Copy Of Dungeons And Dragons Into The Fire, And It Screamed. It's A Game! The Magic Spells In It Are As Real As The Gold. Try Retiring On That Stuff.

I Hated School, Didn't Like The Discipline.

I Wasn't Popular In The Home Office Because I Wasn't Chicken. I'm Just A Risk Taker. I Have Gut Instincts.

I Would Like The World To Remember Me As The Guy Who Really Enjoyed Playing Games And Sharing His Knowledge And His Fun Pastimes With Everybody Else.