I Wasn't A Naturally Confident, Extravert, Outgoing

The Best Feeling In The World Is Performing In Front Of A Live Audience Who Like What You're Doing. I Can Understand Why People Become Dictators Just Because Of The Thrill They Get Making The Speeches.

I Find Impressionists Slightly Annoying, Really.

I'm Not Mother Teresa. But I'm Not Frank Bough, Either. I Am Getting Older And A Bit More Sensible. I'm Not Going To Be Popping Up In Dungeons Every Six Months. If You Catch Me Preaching Fidelity While I Am Shagging Chickens Then Throw The Book At Me. Otherwise, Leave Me Alone.

I Don't Go To Premieres, Unless I'm Contractually Bound To.

I Woke With A Start. At First I Assumed I'd Trumped Myself Awake Again.