I Was Trained To Be An Actor,

I'm Disappointed That Success Hasn't Been A Himalayan Feeling.

It Really Costs Me A Lot Emotionally To Watch Myself On-screen. I Think Of Myself, And Feel Like I'm Quite Young, And Then I Look At This Old Man With The Baggy Chins And The Tired Eyes And The Receding Hairline And All That.

Like A Duck On The Pond. On The Surface Everything Looks Calm, But Beneath The Water Those Little Feet Are Churning A Mile A Minute.

I Left Home When I Was 16 Because I Was Looking For Adventure.

I Was Trained To Be An Actor, Not A Star. I Was Trained To Play Roles, Not To Deal With Fame And Agents And Lawyers And The Press.