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I Just Want To Let You Know That When I Look Into My Future, I See Nothing But You.” That’s What Chaz Had Whispered In My Ear At Some Point During The Wedding Last Night. Then He’d Whispered. “and You’re Not Even Wearing Spanx.

Nice To Know I Have That Effect On Boys. I Mean, Christopher Doesn't Even Know I Exist, And Brandon Stark Practically Throws Up When He Sees Me. Having My Brain Transplated Into A Supermodel's Body Was Doing Wonders For My Love Life.

My Favorite Book Of All Time Is Cold Comfort Farm, By Stella Gibbons.

I Didn’t Know What I Was Supposed To Say About That, So I Just Said, "wow

My Mother's Psychologist Says I Have An Overactive Anger Switch, But People Just Keep Pissing Me Off.