I Was Thinking - If We Get

Critics Called Me 'egregious' - I Had To Look That One Up - And 'creepy', But Now I Don't Read Them, I Weigh Them.

It's Evolve Or Die, Really, You Have To Evolve, You Have To Move On Otherwise It Just Becomes Stagnant.

Prison Widens Your Circle Of Friends. In My Stand-up, I Can Now Talk About Things That No One Else Has The Right To Touch.

I Was Thinking - If We Get A Cell With A Trouser Press, We Can Make Cheese Toasties.

Once Journalists Have Been Rifling Through Your Dustbins, You Do Try And Keep Them At Arms' Length.