I Was The One Who Did Come

Not Everyone Writes Well From A Child's Point Of View.

By Ignoring A Lot Of American Culture You Can Write More Interesting Stories. Unfortunately, If You Were Writing About America As It Is, You'd Be Writing About A Lot Of People Sitting In Front Of Television Sets.

I Was The One Who Did Come Through That Door. You Were The One She Was Waiting For.

Who But An English Professor Would Threaten To Kill A Duck A Day And Hold Up A Goose As An Example?

I'm Not An Easy Man. I Can Be An Entertaining One, Though It's Been My Experience That Most People Don't Want To Be Entertained. They Want To Be Comforted.