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We Men Are Very Simple People: If We Like What We See, We’re Coming Over There. If We Don’t Want Anything From You, We’re Not Coming Over There. Period. Please Highlight This Part Right Here So You Can Always Remind Yourself The Next Time A Man Steps To You: A Man Always Wants Something. Always. And When It Comes To Women, That Plan Is Always To Find Out Two Things: (1) If You’re Willing To Sleep With Him, And (2) If You Are, How Much It Will Cost To Get You To Sleep With Him.

Now, Revealing That You're A Keeper Is No Guarantee That This Guy Won't Just Walk Away. Some Men Really Are Just Sport Fishing And Have No Intention Of Doing Anything More Than Throwing Back The Women They Bed. If This Is The Cae With This Man, Then Let Him Walk-what Do You Care? He's Not The Guy You're Looking For.

If I Were An Animal, I'd Probably Be A Bald Eagle, Since I'm Already Bald And I Love To Fish. But I'd Probably Be A Shaky-ass Eagle Because I'm Afraid Of Flying.

Love Is Never Going To Go Out Of Style, A Man Is Always Going To Want To Have The Love Of A Woman. She Just Needs A Game Plan To Work Out How To Get His Love.

If You're A Generous Person, When You Get Money And Fame, You're Going To Be More Generous. If You're A Sharer, You're Going To Be More Sharing. If You're A Coward, You're Just Going To Be A Bigger Coward. That's All Money And Fame Does.