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Whiskey's To Tough, Champagne Costs Too Much, Vodka Puts My Mouth In Gear. I Hope This Refrain, Will Help Me Explain, As A Matter Of Fact, I Like Beer.

It's Faster Horses, Younger Women, Older Whiskey And More Money.

I Love Coffee In A Cup, Little Fuzzy Pups, Bourbon In A Glass, And Grass.

When I First Got To Nashville, Somebody Said That [kris Kristofferson And I] Were The Only Two People Who Could Describe Dolly Parton Without Using Their Hands.

Is This Really Butte, Montana, Or Just Existential Blues?