I Was Never Into Candy And Games

Even Under The Best Of Circumstances Men Are Hard Creatures To Trap. Women Who Flatter Themselves Into Thinking They've Trapped One Are Like People Who Believe They Can Get Rid Of The Cockroaches In Their Kitchen. They're In For A Big Surprise Late One Night When They Turn On The Light.

The Last President We Had Was The Smartest Guy Anyone Could Remember And He Did The Dumbest Thing Anyone Has Ever Seen In The White House So Go Figure.

The First Thing You've Got To Do Is Know Your Craft, And Then You Can Do Something Else With It.

In The Year And A Half I Was On Snl, I Never Saw Anybody Ad Lib Anything. For A Very Good Reason - The Director Cut According To The Script. So, If You Ad Libbed, You'd Be Off Mike And Off Camera.

I Think The British Learn Their History Through The Prism Of This Gallery Of Grotesques Known As The Royals.