I Was Never An Actress -- None

Deep Down, I'm Pretty Superficial.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live It The Same Way. Maybe A Few Changes Here Or There, But Nothing Special. The Truth Is, Honey, I've Enjoyed My Life. I've Had A Hell Of A Good Time.

Love Is Nothing But A Pain In The Ass

Oh, What The Hell Did I Know? I Went To The Set The First Day In Full Makeup And The Director Told Me To Take It Off. So I Did The Film Without Makeup. I Had Nothing To Do With Anything I Did. I Never Understood Why I Was So Famous.

I Thought I Was Making Fifty Dollars A Week [at Mgm], But It Turned Out To Be $35 Because Twelve Weeks Of The Year You Were On Layoff. It Was White Slavery, And It Lasted For Seventeen Years.