I Was Loaded With Sheer Ability, Spelled

There's One Post-christmas Chore I Love-writing Thank-you Letters.... Lots Of Companies For Many Reasonable Reasons, I Guess, Have A Policy Against Sending Even Christmas Cards, Never Mind Things, At Christmastime. But Our Clan Gets A Big Kick Out Of Opening The Warner-lambert Box Containing An Assortment Of Their Wares; We Argue Over Which Of The Boys Is To Get The Union Oil Co. Necktie [and] All The Holiday Long We Play The Marvelous Christmas Music Sent By Goodyear.... None Of These Things Means That Forbes Or Forbeses Have Been Had. But All Of Us Like Being Thought Of.

A Tax Loophole: A Deduction That The Other Guy Gets.

When You Don't Understand, It's Sometimes Easier To Look Like You Do.

Isn't It Fortunate How Selective Our Recollections Usually Are.

Those Who Act As If They Know More Than Their Boss Seldom Do.