I Was Just School Class Clown And

I Love Theater. I Think Theater, When Its Done Right, Is The Best, Like A Religious Experience. When It Is Done Badly, It's The Worst Thing. It's Just An Incredible Experience.

We Are Taking Our Culture And Suturing It To America. Like Gum On The Bottom Of A Shoe, We Are Not Going To Disappear. Unlike Other Peoples Who Totally Assimilated, We Are More Interested In Co-assimilation.

With Kids, The Days Are Long, But The Years Are Short.

To Be A Comedian, You Gotta Jokesmith, There's No Way Around It.

I Did 40 Voices For Chris Wedge, The Director Of The First Film, Before Coming Up With The Version We Used. He Was Hard To Please, I Don't Know Why. I Gave Him Really Slow Talking Voices. Then I Thought Perhaps Sid Could Be An Indian Sounding Sloth. To Find Out More About My Character, I Watched Footage Of Sloths. I Discovered That The Food They Store In Their Pouches Rots And Ferments And Half The Time They're Drunk.