I Was Good At Being Charming, One

I Think That's Nice, And If I Could Have Feelings At All I Would Have Them For Deb.

I Mean, Really: What Kind Of Person Could Possibly Dislike Me?

And Once Again I Found Myself Wondering, As I Drifted Off To Stunned And Unbelieving Sleep:how Do These Terrible Things Always Happen To Me?

And As Always Seems To Happen When I Have Reached The Point Where I Am Ready To Take Decisive Action, Everything Began To Happen At Once.

Been There Done That, Bought The T-shirt" Chapter 2