I Was Going To Fight Vampires, And

Don’t Lick The Guests, Darling. Bad Manners.

He Can Stop Me In My Tracks, But He Can't Make Me Do Someting I Don't Want To

Take A Note: It Usually Works Better If You Wait Until I Do Something Stupid Before Getting Mad At Me.

Zee Said, Grumpily, “liebling, This Is Not A Good Idea.” “zee,” I Told Him, “i Am Completely Out Of Good Ideas And Am Doing My Best With The Bad Ones I Have Left.

Mine. He Was Mine, And Not Even Death Would Take Him From Me—not If I Could Help It.