I Was Going To Do A Book

I Add Status To Any Tournament I Attend.

Chess Demands Total Concentration

She And I Just Don't See Eye To Eye Together. She's A Square. She Keeps Telling Me That I'm Too Interested In Chess, That I Should Get Friends Outside Of Chess, You Can't Make A Living From Chess, That I Should Finish High School And All That Nonsense. She Keeps In My Hair And I Don't Like People In My Hair, You Know, So I Had To Get Rid Of Her.

I Was Never Invited To The White House.

To Get Squares You Have To Give Up Squares.