I Was Fired From My Television Job,

I Have To Warn You. I Promised My Mother, A Long Time Ago. She Said I Had To Give Folks A Chance To Walk Away.

Practically Any Western Has A Homesteader In Trouble, And A Mysterious Rider Shows Up Off The Range, Solves The Problem Over Two Or Three Days, And Then Rides Off Into The Sunset.

Sometimes If You Want To Know For Sure Whether The Stove Is Hot, The Only Way To Find Out Is To Touch It.

I Was In The Machine. My Whole Life. Then The Machine Coughed And Spat Me Out. So I Thought, Ok, If I'm Out, I'm Out. All The Way Out. I Was A Little Angry And It Was Probably An Immature Reaction. But I Got Used To It.

It's A Kind Of Zen Question: If You Write A Book And No One Reads It, Is It Really A Book?