She Who Has Never Lov'd, Has Never

What Frenzy Dictates, Jealousy Believes

How Happy Could I Be With Either, Were T'other Dear Charmer Away!

Twas When The Seas Were Roaring With Hollow Blasts Of Wind, A Damsel Lay Deploring, All On A Rock Reclined.

Fill It Up. I Take As Large Draughts Of Liquor As I Did Of Love. I Hate A Flincher In Either.

't Is Woman That Seduces All Mankind; By Her We First Were Taught The Wheedling Arts.