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I Was Cold, Hungry, And In A Hole In The Ground. But At Least I Had My Elven Porn, Damnit!
-Kim Harrison
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I Was Cold, Hungry, And In A
Kim Harrison
I Was Cold, Hungry, And In A Hole In The Ground. But At Least I Had My Elven Porn, Damnit!
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