I Was Born Mary Patterson, But Then

I Went To Cambridge And Thought I Would Stay There. I Thought I Would Quietly Grow Tweed In A Corner Somewhere And Become A Don Or Something.

It Is A Cliche That Most Cliches Are True, But Then Like Most Cliches, That Cliche Is Untrue.

Oh, It Takes A Lot For Me To Walk Out Of A Film.

We Gave You A Perfectly Good Language And You F***ed Up.

Not One Word Of The Following Is True