I Was Born In The Late '50s,

The Boyfriend Of The Student Music Teacher Came In: "hey, Kids, This Is A Real Air Force Pilot." I Asked Him Something To The Effect Of How It Felt To Be Dropping Bombs On Children In Vietnamese Villages. And It Got Very Icy In There All Of A Sudden, And Finally The Teacher Said, "oh, Well, Eric Reads A Lot Of Newspapers. Next Question."

What They're Not Doing Is Marketing The Dead Kennedys In The Spirit Of What The Band Stood For.

I Went Through A Big Alice Cooper Phase, Which Was Probably A Major Influence On My Writing Style Later, Especially After Plastic Surgery Disasters.

You've Got To Have An Ego As Big As Mars To Want To Think That You, Of All People, Are Better Than Anyone Else To Be President Of The United States. People That Vain, They Want Their Place In History, And They Want To Be Able To Control How Much They'll Be Worshipped By Future Generations.

I Got Involved Because I Wanted To Help Inspire More People To Get Off Their Butts And Register And Vote - Not Just In This Election, But In Every Other Election From Now On, You Know?