I Was Born In A Blender.

The Only Difference Between The Bel Air Of The '90s And The Bel Air Of My Childhood Is That Now The Nannies Are Latina Instead Of British, And The Cars European Instead Of American

To Me, Being Grown-up Meant Smoking Cigarettes, Drinking Cocktails, And Dressing Up In High Heels And Glamourous Outfits.

Living In Continual Chaos Is Exhausting, Frightening. The Catch Is That It's Also Very Addictive.

When You're In Show Business No Matter What You're Doing It's An Insecure Business.

When I Got A Call From Los Angeles To Do The Tonight Show, I Considered It More Of An Inconvenience Than An Opportunity.