I Was 7, And I Remember Being

I'm Still Living The Life Where You Get Home And Open The Fridge And There's Half A Pot Of Yogurt And A Half A Can Of Flat Coca-cola.

I Do Take My Work Seriously And The Way To Do That Is Not To Take Yourself Too Seriously.

The Difference Between Being An Actor And A Director Is Simple. The Director Has To Hide His Panic; The Actor Doesn't.

A Lot Of The Time I Hate The Theater. You Think, 'i Have To Climb Mount Everest, Again, Tonight.' Oh, The Theater Is A Scary Place To Be.

Those Of You Who Are Not Aware Of My Brilliant Career As A Stand Up Comic, I'm Not Aware Of It Either So We Might Well Wonder What We're Doing Here.