I Was Afraid You Had Deceased,' He

I Think The Most Un-american Thing You Can Say Is, 'you Can't Say That.'

They Say Such Nice Things About People At Their Funerals That It Makes Me Sad That I'm Going To Miss Mine By Just A Few Days.

Cats Are Intended To Teach Us That Not Everything In Nature Has A Function.

It's Better To Be Burnished With Use Than Rusty With Principle.

Majestic Doesn't Appeal To Us. We [americans] Like The Grand Canyon Better With Clarence And Arlene Parked In Front Of It, Smiling.