I Was A Very Weird Amalgam Of

The Bigger The Game The Better. I'm An Adrenaline Junkie. I Feed Off Big Crowds And Noise.

A Lot Of My Theories Were Not Applicable As A Closer

There's Not A Long Track Record Of People Leaving Professional Sports To Become A Software Developer.

The Money I Saved During Baseball Was Probably All Gone. I'm Tapped Out.

I've Been Called A Lot Of Things. But Never, And I Mean Never, Could Anyone Ever Make The Mistake Of Calling Me A Yankee Fan.